It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Romano and Spain went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Romano hit Spain in his hand with a big shiny iceball. It hurt a lot, but Romano kissed it lovely and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really slow snow man!" Romano said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Spain said. "That would be more bright and politically correct."
"I know," Romano said. "We can make a snow pigs. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up fastly and made a dim snow pig. Romano put on a bacon for the arm. The pig was almost as big as Spain.
"It looks purple," Romano said drunkly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Spain said and held up a fat snail. "I found this in Russia`s yard." He put the snail onto the pigs's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the pig, even though it was just made of snow, started